Innuendo... Think About It...

All of the lines in this category imply, rather than directly ask, for some sort of future interaction with another person. Most of the lines try to be slick, though only a few of them succeed...

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

You know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.

Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

Hey, kitten. How about spending some of your nine lives with me?

Are those lumberjack pants you’re wearing? They are giving me a wood.

So baby, do you see why the girls call me tri-pod?

If you had some nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts?(yes). If you had some nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?(yes) If you had some nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts?(yes) Hell no, you'd have a dick in your mouth.

Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

Hey baby, I'd like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.

Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.

Do you live on a chicken farm (girl says no). Well you sure know how to raise cocks.

Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

What'll you say we make like Winnie-the-pooh and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar?

Do you wanna box? [Yes.] Well, get on your hands and knees and give me two blows to the head.

Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?

Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.

You know how I am with dicks? I suck at it.

My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours?

(Holding your nuts) Do you want "2 CDs" (see these) for a dollar?

Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.

I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

Like the hurricane said to the coconut tree; hold on to your nuts I'm gonna give you the blow of your life.

My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome(?).

Do you know anything about real estate? (Grab crotch or breasts) I was just wondering if you could tell me if this is a lot.

So, tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.

I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.